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Wednesday, December 17, 2014

How To Get Away with...

Murder and take your wig off!


Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Jeremy Meeks

Ok so I already have older posts about my prison boos, I guess we can add Jeremy Meeks A.KA Cheeks, assuming thats what they call him in prison now. Well enjoy this rant on Felony Lovin.....

Friday, May 30, 2014

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Monday, April 25, 2011

The Depth is Deep

The title is an inside joke about someone making a comment about 3D saying.....the Depth is Deep..Really so was that thought.

Well to keep the deepness of thoughts going today. I really thought this was penetrating when I recalled a convo I had with a friend this weekend. They think and over analyze things way tooooooooo much. Unfortunately I relate because over think, worry, and stress, then worry about not having something stress about. The topic of convo was about starting out in comedy. As a comedienne I feel there really aren't any rules other than BE FUNNY by any means necessary. But a piece of advice I learned and finally apply after 5 years in the game is when it comes to writing material "You can't think. Just do then make changes accordingly"

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Top 10 laughable things to Me

10. NBA (Groupies)Wives- These are some #Winning Hoes
9. Boys who still wear Skinny Jeans
8. And the boys who sag Skinny Jeans
7.One of the Goddess returned home to Charlie Sheen
6. Me rationalizing how cookies are good for my diet b/c I bought them from Whole Foods
5. The Jersey Shore cast surpassed there 15min of fame
4. Justin beiber has some serious ankle biter fans, the manboy can't date
3. Chris Brown looks like sisqo now, next a remix of the thong song with Naomi Campbell ...Let me beat you with my phone ph-ph-ph- phone
2. Tyra Banks living in a Dorm
1. Dudes that STILL think its sexy to post shirtless pics in a random bathroom stall

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Back By Popular Demand

So everyone(2 people) oh yea and my dad...Told me I need keep writing my blog. I didn't know its been damn near 2 years since I posted! I"ve also been inspired by a profound, well known and a real (crack)ROCK-STAR motivational speaker, Charlie Sheen. He reminded me how much a impact social media can be! So I dedicate this blog to "droopy eyed armless kids" Blogging is ga good outlet, like a diary(almost spelled dairy chile) except everyone reads and leave comments. I would have died if anyone read my diary when I was young, I should go back read Dear Diary entries.....that's probably a life source of material.

I hate proof-reading a little factoid about me, Typos is a expression of art!

Back to social media, I am also tweeting now but terribly b/c I forget about my twitter, and the word twitter reminds me of a word your grandma would tell you to call your private parts so maybe thats why? We called it pocketbook? what's your Vg's name? Rhetoric. No one knows I'm posting again. Plus I still learning twitter, I just realized I was following the fake Katt Williams and Dave Chappelle and hooked, everyday I need that laugh they are funny as hell. But am following the real ones now that I figured it out! Oh well, tweet cheeks is calling it night. ;) Thanks Chris!

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

A Heelacious Day


I’ve seen it in the movies, but today it happened to me at work, during a meeting. Last week I went to my fav shoe place, all shoes are under $20 except nothing was in my size that day! Guess the woman’s avg. shoe size is 9, I found out in my recent studies lol they never have my size. Off topic---- I think Martin Bashir (reporter) should do a documentary on this, he make’s any story seem so dark and serious. So I bought a size 10. In the store, the fit was cool (denial), so I wore the shoes today for the first time. I’m walking in to work like I had on flip flop heels, I knew they were too big so I put cushion things in them then a co-worker suggested putting tissue at the ball of the foot and in the back of the heel. My feet hurt and it was only 9am. 45min later in our morning meeting, I leaned more on the left foot and felt my shoe kinda cave in the carpet the heel broke! So instead of leaving the meeting I waited till it was over. Then I played it cool (again denial) as I limped to my car, the longest walk ever----this wasn’t walking----Left foot on tip toe with a broken heel, then a flapping shoe on the other foot. I had to pass the security guard on the way out of the building I know he was thinking damn that’s a sexy walk ;) ----if she’s club footed penguin. Luckily, I have a second shoe closet in the back seat of my car. I have my flats on now.